Bombay to Mumbai, or else...

This is an article that I read on Hindustan Times on 11th October 2009. I would say a really good counterpoint view......

Bombay to Mumbai, or else...
Vir Sanghvi,Hindustan Times


Now that the Bombay/ Mumbai controversy has returned to the headlines, thanks to the Maharashtra elections, this may be a good time to examine the whole issue of the naming and renaming of places.

But first, let’s get the Mumbai/ Bombay row out of the way. The argument for the use of Mumbai over Bombay is usually phrased in the following terms. First, Mumbai is the city’s original name; Bombay is a Raj-era corruption. Second, Mumbai/ Bombay was created by Maharashtrians. And third, that therefore we should use their name for their city.

All three claims are controversial. “Mumbai” may well come from the name used by the Koli fishermen who worshipped the goddess Mumbadevi in a village on the site of today’s Bombay. But another theory is that the name comes from the Portuguese “Bom Bahia” or beautiful bay and has as much claim to historical accuracy. Secondly, even if the Kolis did call their village Mumbai, this village was demonstrably not the city of Bombay, which was established by the British.

Second, while Maharashtrians played an important role in the creation of what was then called Bombay, they were not the only ones. The city was built by Parsis and Gujaratis, both Hindu and Muslim. Till 1960, Bombay was the capital of Bombay state and Maharashtra did not even exist. So it ignores history to pretend that Maharashtrians were the only ones who created Bombay/Mumbai and that everyone else is an outsider.

Third, guess what Gujaratis call Bombay? They call it Mumbai too. So it is not as though Maharashtrians have any monopoly on the name or that by refusing to use the term Mumbai, Gujaratis such as myself are rejecting the city’s Maharashtrian identity.

Frankly, we don’t see ‘Mumbai’ as being only a Marathi name; we see it as a Gujarati name too. So if I call Mumbai Bombay, I am not disrespecting Maharashtrians any more than I am disrespecting my own community — to the extent that the use of Bombay is an act of disrespect at all.

Which brings us to the larger issue. Do we need to change the names of places? Of cities? Of countries, even?

The broad answer to that is: yes. Whatever our individual views on the subject, there’s no doubt that place names change all the time. New York was New Amsterdam when the Dutch ran it. Singapore was originally called Temasek. Russian cities keep changing names. The old Leningrads and Stalingrads have now been abolished in favour of the traditional names.
Usually, the new names stick after a while. Who still calls Sri Lanka Ceylon? Unless there is a change of regime, Burma will end up being known as Myanmar forever. Nobody refers to Thailand as Siam any longer.

Much the same is true of Indian names. Forget about the more recent change in the name of Madras city (to Chennai). Let’s not forget that the whole state used to be called Madras before it was renamed Tamil Nadu. Karnataka used to be called Mysore. Arunachal Pradesh was known as NEFA. And so on.

So, the desire to change the names of places is not new. And usually, people who use the old names soon seem silly or out of touch. The Iranians used to be annoyed when Winston Churchill insisted on referring to their country as Persia. Now, as the expatriate Iranian comedian Omid Djalili has noted, anybody who talks about Persia might as well also refer to Mesopotamia and Assyria.

And often, the enthusiasm for changing names stems from valid impulses. We may laugh at the more recent attempts to change street names in India (does anybody call Connaught Place Rajiv Chowk?) but, equally, few of us would like to live in cities where every street was named after some colonial oppressor. For instance, nobody in Delhi refers to Cornwallis Road or Curzon Road any longer. The new names have become so firmly established that the old ones have been forgotten.

Why, then, does the change in Bombay’s name to Mumbai provoke so much controversy? After all, Madras became Chennai with a minimum of fuss. Calcutta is now officially Kolkata. Bangalore is Bengaluru. And so on.

The short answer is that in no other Indian city are those who use the old name terrorised as completely as they are in Bombay/Mumbai. Elsewhere, the change is cultural. In Bombay/Mumbai it is violently political.

I still remember when the idea was first floated by Bal Thackeray in 1979. I was editor of Bombay magazine at the time and Thackeray told me that he wanted the name to be changed on cultural grounds. (“It reflects our culture better than the British name”). We argued about names and culture (why didn’t he call himself Thakre then, rather than borrowing the spelling of his name from William Makepeace Thackeray?) but the discussion was good-natured. “You don’t have to change the name of your magazine!” he laughed.

Since then, however, the issue has become overtly political. The Shiv Sena and its breakaway faction, the MNS, now regard the use of the name ‘Mumbai’ as proof of their own virility. Anybody who prefers Bombay is seen as demeaning their manhood and is dealt with through the use of force and intimidation.

This is what makes the Bombay/Mumbai issue different. The CPI(M) and the DMK have cadres that are much larger than the MNS’s. But they don’t threaten to beat up people who refuse to say Kolkata or Chennai.

Mature parties know that history and time are on their side. They recognise that eventually — after a generation perhaps — the old name will be largely forgotten and the new name will take hold.

But the MNS is a party in a hurry. It needs to find issues with which it can a) hit the headlines b) claim to be speaking up for Maharashtrians and c) flex its muscles to remind everyone that it is capable of violence and disruption.

What better way to do that than to make a fetish out of the use of ‘Mumbai’ and to target somebody as high profile as Karan Johar who is especially vulnerable when he has a movie on release?

It is sad because the intimidation takes a process that would have happened naturally — the shift from Bombay to Mumbai — and turns it into a symbol of intolerance, division and sectarian hatred.

If Raj Thackeray — or Thakre, if he prefers — loves Mumbai as much as he claims to, then this is one issue he should abandon.

Time will achieve what his goons will not.

* The views expressed by the author are personal

Am I an actual Sagittarian?

Introduction:
Every sun sign has their own characteristics; both in a good way and a bad way. But I think it is solely the decision one takes at the right moment along with some luck makes them successful and a better person. I am not telling how I am. But I will explain how a true Sagittarian would be and their way of life.

Characteristics/ Features of Sagittarius:
Sagittarius tends to aim their arrows of thought upward, being the incurable optimists of the zodiac. Sagittarius often looks at the sunny side of life and the silver lining to any dark cloud. The Sagittarius is part horse, there is a connection between Sagittarius and horses, be it a love of riding or an emphasis on the most powerful part of a horse: its legs and thighs. In fact, many of Sagittarians love outdoor hiking and long distance running. Consider the symbol for Sagittarius - a centaur; the rear half is horse, the upper half is a man. The horse symbolizes animal instinct - it isn't the rear half for nothing! The human symbolizes the search for that which lies beyond animal instinct. The two are always together - meaning, philosophy, religion, are divorced from instinct at their peril.

The Sagittarian motto is "It is better to know how to learn than to know." We seek knowledge and wisdom, never tiring of the quest for what is yet to come. Others enjoy being with us when we are in our outgoing and joyful mood, but we can become more sullen if we feel our wings have been clipped. Even in a restrictive situation, however, we will not lose hope--and it is this inspirational perspective that leads us to our greatest success. Sagittarius characteristics are witness to the importance of deriving meaning from experience. From experience, that is, not from books, though reading the thoughts and searches for meaning of others can help in the quest.

Ninth House: Travel
If the Third House is the House of Quick Trips, then the opposite Ninth House could be called the House of Long Distance Journeys. It's about foreign travel, higher education -- for that's travel in the mind and the potential adventure that the future holds.

Key Planet: Jupiter
Jupiter is the largest planet in our solar system and as such symbolizes an expansive action. He is the king of bigger, better and more. But, of course, too much of a good thing isn't necessarily good, and Jupiter can encourage us to overspend or overindulge. Jupiter acts like a magnifying lens and can make a little opportunity look larger than life. As the key planet of Sagittarius, Jupiter encourages us to take those opportunities, to live life as an adventure and to believe in something greater than ourselves.

All pure Sagittarian have enormous potential, but by no means have all of them fulfilled the promise they display in early life. This is because one of the characteristics of the sign is a happy-go-lucky attitude, a carelessness about the consequences of actions, which sometimes results in the pure Sagittarian throwing away success when it is in his grasp. If, for example, you meet a brilliant young student who suddenly stops doing any work a few months before finals, there is a strong probability that he/she is a pure Sagittarian. The sudden and unexpected failure of a Sagittarian in some enterprise or activity in which he/she seemed destined to succeed is not always conclusive. Sagittarius is a lucky sign and destiny usually seems to afford pure Sagittarian more than one opportunity of achieving success; for them the old saying about 'as one door closes another opens' usually proves to be true.

With the Sagittarian carelessness goes a freedom-loving personality and an open and generous-hearted attitude towards life. Curiously enough, this seems to repel some people; even the most agreeable Sagittarian finds that some people try to pick quarrels with him or her. The natural talents of the Sagittarian combined with their tendency to throw chances away, result in pure Sagittarian usually achieving both great success and popularity or ending their lives as rather pathetic 'might-have-beens.

Life-Style
Sagittarian are always versatile and it is quite common for them to change from one career to another that, on the face of it, calls for quite different qualities. But both careers will have in common freedom from dull routine work and will give the Sagittarian a chance to use his/ her versatility and intelligence. Challenge is important to the Sagittarian, and a job which does not offer problems will never be totally satisfactory to him/her, however well paid it may be.

Element: Fire
Fire is the element of the Sagittarius. Fire signs are naturally warm and gives light and heat, but it doesn't get depleted as others feed on its warmth. One candle can bring light to a room and it won't burn any faster if ten people read from its light than if there was only one. Fire doesn't plan its next move; it isn't logical. It simply is in the moment and will burn what fuel is available without judgment or forethought. For this reason fire signs can successfully rely on their intuition and survival instincts.

The fire of Sagittarius is warming, not hot -- but that's because it's far away. It's like a light in the distance that reminds us why we are heading in that direction or the stars that have been used for navigation. This is the fire of inspiration whose heat can motivate the mind to reach out into the wilderness.

Conclusion:
I am sure many of you would not really bother to read what have been exactly written. But I would request all of you to comment on the part and bits you have read from my blog. I am also sure that you will find many similarities with the characteristics I have mentioned above to my nature. Please Comment...

Destiny- A great Role-player to "My trip to the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland"

A few months back, I went on a grand trip to the land of the people who ruled us for more 100 years- Great Britain on an official duty. I am not going to tell what work I did over there. But will certainly tell you how much fun* an Indian can have if you are in England (you must be lucky and destined to meet the right people).

Now stop wondering why I wrote "My trip to the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland" in the title. This is my blog and I get to write whatever I feel so.

Sorry about the above paragraph. I know I can be pretty lame and arrogant at times.

So, I was sent to England on an official trip from my company. I travelled from Mumbai to Bristol via Amsterdam. The flight was good. I had the experience of travelling on a plane after 13 years. From the Bristol airport, I was driven to Exeter (South West of the England) by my contact person.

My contact person was a nice lady who was very polite and who actually broke all my misconceptions about English people. I made friends with some of the coolest English people including some from my office. They were warm and genuinely interested in knowing about our country.

I was made a part of the group with whom I regularly used to hang out with. We used to do binge drinking on a regular basis and have terrible a hangovers and headaches in the mornings. We used to go the night clubs and have a hell good time. To be precise, I visited almost 95 percent of the pubs and bars in Exeter (I decided not to visit some of the Gay Bars over there. Gays, No Offense).

I used to go out playing SQUASH in the University campus in Exeter and squash is one game which if thought I would never play in my life. I thoroughly used to enjoy each and every moment when I was in the court even though i was absolutely trashed by my friend in all the games we played. I also did play some game of crazy Golf.

I went out with some of my colleagues to do some Bowling and turned out to be a Natural in it. I scored a 149 in my first Bowling stint which made the English think i was gifted. The actual reason being they were drunk and i was not (Thanks to my Dad who gave me perfect genes to go a drinking spree and not actually get drunk).

I tried Abseiling (Rappelling in India), which was entirely a new experience in my life. It is not every day that a person tries to walk down a cliff. The feeling and nervousness and the butterflies in your stomach makes you feels so lively.

I also saw a football match in a pub i.e. England VS Ukraine Match which England won 2-1. I saw how deeply the English loves their sport. It was a great feeling to hug each other when England scored and it was amusing the way the English cursed when Ukraine scored even it was only once.

I tried all sort of fast food joints; KFC's, Mcdonald's, Subway’s, Pizza Hut,... etc... All great, even though eventually I was pretty much bored of the fast food. I used to eat the favourite food of the UK people very regularly- Fish and Fries. It was yummy. I used to try all sort of food from a Turkish restaurant- Shish Kebabs, Doner's, Hummus with Pita Bread, and so on.....

I used to walk around the town, see places; roam around on the the High Streets; check out how the shoppers were doing, check out the window shoppers (especially the cute female window shoppers)

Overall, I had a vacation** in UK when the people of the world had a tough time because of the turbulent conditions prevailing. I guess "Destiny" has a big role on every one's life. There are many other people who would have wanted to visit England and do all the things i did over there. But they weren't sent, I was. I was destined to meet all those good people and have all the fun and learn and realise a couple of things i never thought i would. So, thank you Almighty God for giving a good destiny.

* Conditions Apply
** Hope my employers never see this blog

A True HONCHO

This blog post is about a person who was once a colleague but now a mentor as well a friend and had a great impact on me since i came to Mumbai. In usual cases, i only boast of myself, and my experiences (told with bit of masala’s) but for a change, i have chosen to do otherwise. I had to show my gratitude to him but was not sure how to. So i decided that to write about him. I am not sure how he would take this (i.e. writing about him in a blog).

There was this guy in my office who was designated as Senior Manager for the Graphics dept when i was given a seat near to the Graphics department when I newly joined. A small team that was initially created for the sake of having a graphics dept, which later on started helping the business development department as well as other department to put their things together and now turns out to be one of the best department in the company.

Initially, i thought any one who stayed in a company for a long time was a useless person. He would be struck with whatever ideas he had, when he joined the organization. He would not grow. He would not be apt and was not capable for another company.

But this guy led by examples and had a way of dealing with people at his will. He was respected as well as feared by his colleagues. He made sure the any work he undertook was completed on time with the highest level of quality standards. I have not heard his juniors say ill of him at any point of time. He supported his juniors to the maximum extent but at the same time made them accountable for the work they did. He knew how to get the work done out of any person. He gelled with juniors as if they were family after work hours and a professional during the work hours. His etiquettes were fabulous. My definition of a good boss suddenly had his image.

There were times when i was really disturbed and my spirits were all low. But this guy with his pep talks really helped me realize that it was best to be my normal self. He gave me live examples and incidents wherein he made me think about life. He is a great person to talk to about any issues during my bad / depressing moments. He always had a wonderful answer to the problems.

He put additional work (i.e. being a part of the editorial team for the company newsletter), which i was happy to accept. He believed that i could bring something afresh for the newsletter but i am not sure that i lived to his expectations; the reason being he was more creative and innovative than me.

He was given a great farewell on the day he left by the top management. The graphic department has a different look after he left. And i am sure the organization and his colleagues would love to have him back.

Oh!!! Did i forget to mention his name???

He is Chandra Shekhar Aher……

P.S: I am adding a image he designed post the terror attacks in Mumbai. This can help to highlight him as graphic designer as well a true humanitarian.

The Essence of YMCA- Inhouse Characters

Everyone would wonder what i mean by " Essence of YMCA". The essence of the YMCA are the people staying in YMCA.

Now for people who have no clue about YMCA:- YMCA is christian non- profit organisation which is run across the world.

I stay in Bombay YMCA Procter / Swimming Pool Branch at Mumbai Central. The hostel is meant for Men's who are working executives. I reached this paradise on Jan 01 2008 after being cheated by the taxiwalla who brought me over to the place from the Dadar railway station. The hostel was far better than what i expected. Nice rooms & clean beds got me interested. It also had a self managed mess. But what was better was the swimming pool and the gymnasium where a quite good number of people (both male & female/ both young & elder) came along to maintain their fitness.

I gelled in quite comfortably. There are around 70 odd guys staying in the hostel and each and everyone having a better job and profile than the other. There were all sort of guys( in term of character)- Extrovert, Introvert, Harami, Bakwas, Nautangi etc etc....

Some of the characters in our hostel:

1) Arun Tirkey (my best friend & my personal assistant in Mathematical calculation.):

The owner of a superb brain and poor employees of Accenture. Passed out from one of premier engineering institutions . Presently in IIM- Kozhikode getting himself murdered by the professors. We had wonderful time together.

2) Chrisbo Le Patric (dont misinterpret from his name. He is not French)

The mastermind behind any system related activities. Would be fully on his mobile. My best booze partner. Left the hostel with lame excuse.

3) Arjun Vasanth (nicknames: {RITU VASANTH, CALICUT, AMBARNATH.........}n)...... goes on)

A cricket crazy bugger who was once the coach of a cricket team. Boasts of leading the team to major victories in their city. A eye opener to anyone who is dirty, untidy. One gets to see his full luggage (professional as well as personal and ultra personal) on his table and under his bed. He has been once to Dubai and very thankful to Sheikh Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum for changing his life.

4) Richy D Alexander (nicknames: Police,head constable)

A journalist by profession and a pure optimist who believes he can make it big in his life. Full of hopes and ambitions. Makes a girlfriend wherever he visits. A person who can be any females pet by and through his well said Bakwas. A person who have lot of contact from Vijay Mallya to the future Vijay Mallya ( thats me.)

5) Pranshant Biddappa (No nicknames)

The owner of a beautiful mind and has a joke to crack about Arjun whenever we meet. The main competitor to Arjun in CRICKET 2007 Computer game.

6) Rosh Rajan (eda koppe;Please do the pronounciation with a huge gujarathi accent)

An investment banker who uses both brains as well as brawns to get his business done. A pure genius in terms of Stocks and Markets. A mallu who was brought up in Gujarat, a guy who doesnot have gujarathi blood but has Gujarathi thinking. Desperately looking for a bride globally at a local level.

7) V. C Mathew (popularly known as Mathaii)

A book worm who doesnot know what is written in the books as well in the practical life. Completed his legal studies from Symbiosis Law School in Pune. The Mr. Argue with everyone over everything under the Sun of our hostel.

8) Ashish Sahu

My room- mate and immediate financial advisor. this guy has a wonderful knowledge of the financial world. He is the one who opened my eyes and my demat account to the financial world

There are still characters in the hostel of whom i would like to write about. But i dont want to take the risk of being beaten. So it would be better that i stop.

The Best Time Of My Life- My College Life

It is often said that a person experience the best phase of his life during the college life. It was not different for me also. I did my Post Graduation from Sinhgad Institute in Lonavala, Pune.

In March 2006, when i entered the Maharashtra State, i was in hope of securing an admission to a Management College and my hope soon turned out to be reality. I landed up in SINHGAD INSTITUTE OF BUSINESS ADMINISTRATION AND COMPUTER APPLICATION (known as SIBACA among the students).

Lonavala is such a place where nature is present in all its splendor. Lonavala has become famous because of nature's gift. Lonavala has been blessed with valleys, hills, Milky Waterfalls, Lush Greenery and pleasant cool winds. This region full of natural beauty. Words are not enough to describe the beauty for this place. Lonavala is an epic poem created by God. Beautiful mountain ranges trying to reach the sky are sites that please the human mind and give an experience of heavenly pleasure. The morning sun rising over here appears as if it is sprinkling rose water all over. Chirping birds gently awaken oneself and all of this makes it a really "Good Morning". The whole place is covered with a thick blanket of fog early in the morning; this is how the day begins here.

The most favourite monsoon picnic spot of Puneits and Mumbaikars.Rey Wood Park, Bhushi Dam, Gambhirnath Caves, Tiger's Leap, Dukes Nose, Khandala Valley, Pavna Lake . Tungarli Lake, Amby Valley.

Soon i reached the college and i was full of energy and extrovertism was pouring out. My lecturers and my class co-coordinator were impressed. I soon became the class representative and i started working for my class mates. I organised Business Quizzes, Seminars in the college. I had three good room mates in Abhishek, Pawan and Sanjay. Four people from four different states and the relation we shared was as if we belonged to a family. Sanjay was more or less on the naughty side. He used to do all sort of nonsense. His favourite past time involved smoking and drinking. Pawan was more on the intellectual side. He was always calm. Abhishek was the Chacha of the room. Calm, reserved and used to keep everything to himself and used to give lots of advise. And the favourite past time of Sanjay and Pawan and myself was to irritate Chacha. Somehow we managed to do it regularly and with lots of fun.

With more interactions with the classmates , there was informal group which was created within ourselves. and we gelled perfectly with each other. It consisted of Abhijeet, Binit, Gaurav, Nimisha, Nitin, Pankaj, Priyanka, Sunny and myself. The three girls became our love of of our lives. They were considered supreme in all that we do. In the first semester, we spent the maximum time after class in our canteen nibbling on snacks and chatting and teasing each other. We often went for hiking in the nearby hills. We went out coffees in town cafe regularly. But most favourite was the road to Amby Valley. It was all foggy and couldn't see anything up there. We would dance in the rain and get wet.

Good times does not last forever. As time went, conflicts started within the group. That's when i realised that there were many friends outside these group who cared for us. I started getting close to Anshuman, Debarghya (Debu), Saswat, Shufyan, Anant, Saurabh, Hemant and the list goes on and on.....

I soon was elected as students placement co-coordinator of the class. With power and popularity came more responsibility. I started inviting companies for placement activities. And i can proudly say that i was really successful in that. I was really stupid in many things. I used to screw up half the things i used to do. But my initiation skills, and my assertiveness was the key to my success in all the things i did.

The amount of Haramippan and Nautanki that we all did during these two years are unbelievable or cant be explained. I do miss all those things terribly . And those 2 years would fall in one of the top positions in THE BEST TIME OF MY LIFE list.

P.S: If i continue writing this post, it would go on for pages and pages, which means you will never enter my blog for a second time. I know this post itself was very depressing for you. I apologize for the same.